Punchlines #6

More punchlines, sans stories, which are generally formulaic anyhow:

  • Now go to town, cowboy… “
  • ”First, let’s see how well you play that accordion.“
  • Well… the horse is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”
  • ‘Get me my brown pants.’

    • -k-

    This entry was written by ken, posted on July 20, 2006 at 7:17 pm and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

    One Comment

    1. PJ Cabrera
      Posted August 5, 2006 at 1:34 am | Permalink

      Thanks! I appreciate these very much!

      Here’s one: “F**k you, clown. F**k you.”

      And another: “Policemen don’t have balls, ma’am.”

      That’s from my ex-wifey’s best jokes.

      PS - Don’t look at me that way! I sometimes miss the bitch. Ha ha!

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