From Fort Myers Beach FL, the good news that the 4^th annual Turkey Testicle Festival can keep its name. This is an annual event, a benefit for the Harry Chapin Food Bank. A couple of city councilmen objected to use of the word “testicle” in the festival’s name, saying that this is a family place, and that the children should be exposed to something more uplifting.

I’m all about trying to help, so I’ll proffer some titles that will make Ft. Myers’ choice look right out of Disney:

My personal favorite harkens back to my days on the Kansas plains, when such affairs were advertised as “Lamb Fries”. The locals knew better, of course, and called it as it was, a Nut Fry.

-k-

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