From one of SWMBO’s merry e-mail jokesters:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man
elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL
FORCES (USRSF)

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia,
Louisiana, Texas and Tennessee boys
will be dropped into Iraq and have been given ONLY
the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death
of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

There may be something to that.

-k-