ten billion butterfly sneezes

I just got back from some banking¹ and beer-cooler stocking errands. There’s a 7-11 Express around the corner that stocks our everyday beer of choice²; this store is located in a strip mall³ that is also home to a Home Depot. On arrival at the 7-11, I was greeted with what I thought was a primo parking spot right in front of the store.

The operative word here is thought. The empty parking spot was occupied by an abandoned cart from the Home Depot; I can only surmise it was left there by an arrogant, selfish, type-A yuppie douchebag, whose time was far too valuable to take the cart back to the HD, a mere 25 yards away. The inconvenience to their fellow citizens of such loutish behavior is lost on these types.

This is only one more example of life in this Yuppie Hell called Northern Virginia.

Man, I wish I lived somewhere else.

-k

tbbs tags: NorthernVirginia