This is not England. Maybe some of you Northern Virginia snooty folk think that England is a better place to live. If so, leave. Go. Today. Pip, pip, cheerio to y’all. I witnessed none of you driving on the left side of the road today.
Why is it, then, that when you get to the Target, you persist in driving your shopping cart down the left side of the admittedly not-too-spacious aisles? Especially you of the wide-body type, with your also wide-bodied spouse. And then you insist on walking side-by-side? Do us a favor. Get a pilot cart to run ahead of you. Push the cart on the right-hand side. Or better yet, head off to Merrie Olde England.
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