Daily Archives: May 20, 2008

There’s a Country-Western Song in Here Someplace

Boy, 12, faces drunken driving charge after crash
In the heart of this news story beats a country song.
Let’s recap; according to the canonical standard so brilliantly laid out by Steve Goodman and David Allan Coe, we have:

Drunk - check.
Mom - miss.
Prison - Presuming the Division of Youth Services counts, check.
Rain - No [...]

Happiness

Right now, it’s a Shiner, shuffled to the back of the icebox and forgotten, only to be rediscovered in a chilled to an unbelievable state of chilldom perfection.
Mmmmm.
-k-tbbs tags: Life