I’ve spent all my years on Earth.
I plan to spend whatever time I have left on Earth.
When I’m gone from the Earth, my mortal remains will be buried in the Earth.

I’ve been partial to the Earth for all my years, without the necessity of an Earth Day.

I’ll celebrate the upcoming Earth Day, God willing, by celebrating another day on, well, Earth.

With me, every day is Earth Day.

OK, then.

-k-
Update: For all those Earth Day folk, rock on!
You don’t tell me how I should live, and I’ll return the favor. In other words, Leave me Alone.