Runaway Mule

One of my co-workers1 is evidently on his annual two-week sabbatical to North Carolina’s Outer Banks. I say this, based on a careful analysis of my server access logs and my Sitemeter reports2, which reveal a sharp downturn in accesses from his home 20, and an elevation in hits from around the OBX.

And I hope he has a blast. My only regret was that I didn’t get in my order for him to mule me back some Pigmans Bar-B-Que sauce. MLB just checked the larder, and we’re well-stocked. While the Pigman’s online store still consists of a call us for orders page, we can still keep our sauce supply intact.

So everything is right with the world. When my boss arrives back one week hence, I need to put on my Chief Morale Officer hat, and welcome him back in the proper manner.

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1 My boss, actually. Bosses who are actually co-workers are rare; if you are so fortunate to be in such a situation, be thankful.

2 This analysis takes about a minute a day; having a low/no traffic site like this place makes analysis easy. I prefer to think that I take a deep, personal interest in my readers; they are, after all, a discerning lot, with impeccable taste in blogs.

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