From the Wichita (KS) Eagle:

Couple robbed while inside dumpster.

I can’t guarantee the longevity of that link, the Eagle being a newspaper and all. But it details the story of a 44 year old man and his female companion, who took refuge in a dumpster so they could be alone. While they were engaged in what the Wichita Police primly referred to as “an intimate moment”, they were accosted by a 59 year old man, and his 64 year old companion. The youngster of that pair, egged on by the geezer, proceeded to rob the amorous ones of a wallet, shoes, and jewelry.

But all’s well that ends well. The police managed to round up the old-timers, and all property, with the possible exception of the lover’s pride, was recovered.

I haven’t posted much of these slice-of-life episodes for a while. But when one has such a story and a snappy title like this here post, one must hit publish.
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