Uses for Facebook

OK, I’ll sheepishly admit I have a Facebook account. For my money, FB is a 21st century AOL, slow, quirky, noisy, and spam-filled. A cacophonous virtual din. Still it’s used by millions of people who see some value. To them, rock on and enjoy. Perhaps I’m too generationally challenged old to appreciate all the bells and whistles.

Nevertheless, there are a couple of FB uses that I do like. The first is the ability to retrieve photos, like the one of my beautiful granddaughter that I used in the previous post.

The only other way I use FB is to play the most egregious time sink game I’ve ever encountered. A TWAC’s holy grail. I speak, even more sheepishly, of:

Oh, the hours I’ve flushed away clicking those tiny plots, laughing at the out-of-scale nature of things on Farmville1, and marvel at a place where brown cows yield chocolate milk, and where such items as grain silos, small ponds, and even other houses can be stored in a tool shed.

Still, those days will soon be coming to an end. I’m a level 44 farmer, I can plant, buy and give away anything in the store. I’ve gathered all the ribbons I can realistically gather2. I say soon, because I want to master at least 10 crops. And have a villa. By the time that happens, though, Farmville will probably have some other gimmick to keep me in the fold.

Once a TWAC, always a TWAC, I guess.

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1 Brown geese are half as tall as a dairy barn, for instance.

2 After I get the Cat Lady one.

Happy Birthday, Ericka!


My eldest granddaughter turns 18 on Feb 29th. There not being a Feb 29 this year, we observe her b-day near the end of the month.

This is no longer the little girl I took for her first ride on the merry-go-round1, or who helped Great Grandma Nelson “rearrange” her cupboards, or who, wearing a cute little straw hat, took my hand as I walked her down the concourse of the Wichita airport. She’s no longer the Barney loving toddler, whose eyes lit up, and who said “Barn-bee” when I presented her a stuffed rendition of the purple monster.

Pardon my stroll down memory lane, and waxing a tad nostalgic. Ericka is now a beautiful young lady, more of a world traveller than I’ll ever be2, and who points out websites where Grandma and I can watch TV shows we missed and forgot to Tivo. She is also better at HTML than I am. Far better.

She’s graduating from high school in June; so I can start dreading TSA indignities as we make plans to attend3. But we’re planning to be there.

I’d like to say “Happy Birthday, and make your Grandpa proud.” But that is selfish on my part; it’s her life to live, and if she can do that, remain happy, and be the best person she can be, while maintaining that beautiful smile you see, that will make this old Grandpa very proud indeed.

Happy Birthday, Ericka Nichole!

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1 I figured she’d hate that, and cry when I put her on the carousel pony, and held her upright, or she’d really dig it, and cry when the ride was over. It was the latter, and I took her another ride, as did Grandma.

2 She’s been to the Philippines, for crying out loud.

3 Or take the Amtrak, maybe. California is too far for a Search for America Tour.

Valentine’s Day Love (Almost)

Does giving up watching the NASCAR Truck Race so one’s spouse can watch the Olympic opening ceremony count?1

If so, then I am truly a great catch. I suppose I still have to get a card and flowers. As though the Daytona 500 on Valentine’s Day isn’t enough.

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UPDATE: The Truck race rained out, and runs after the Nationwide race tonight. My selflessness has been rewarded.


1 Yeah, I know I should run another line from the DirecTV dish to enable simultaneous recording/viewing live TV.