Yesterday, like most Saturdays of late, was spent in front of my Fedora 10 laptop, while the teevee was tuned in to NASCAR and/or NCAA Football. And both activities are enhanced by a cold one or two.
Yesterday, the cold and within reach brew got a little too close to the laptop; I glanced up from the keyboard, looked out of the wrong half of my bifocals, and knocked the can over. Instantly, the right 20% or so of the keyboard was awash in Original Coors. I quickly powered the system down, yelled at my little bride to bring down some paper towels - stat. I mopped off the keyboard and the surface of the table. I then sprayed under the impacted key caps with canned air. This forced the malt beverage from under the keys, and I used a paper towel to swab up the liquid. I powered the laptop up briefly, so I could open the cdrom drive. A little canned air in and around that area, and I then took a hairdryer, set on low, and went over all the impacted areas yet again.
So, now it was time to see if I’d bricked the entire machine. I powered it up, no smoke, no sparks, no frying. Good. Next, make sure keys work. Most of them do, except for backspace, “|”, and “\”. Well, crap. Unix systems need the pipe. So, more canned air under those keycaps, followed by a little repeated pressing, and they were OK.
This morning, all seems well, except for “Home”, “PgUp”, “Pause/Break”, and that funny little winders-logo key, all of which either don’t function or are sporadic in their functioning. I use a very minimalistic keyboard at work1; it doesn’t even have such keys, so the loss of them shouldn’t impact me on the laptop. It does bother me, though; the fact that even a key I never use doesn’t work, just grates on me. A quick search for a replacement keyboard reveals they cost $80. It’s beginning to grate a little less.
So, I’ll keep on with the limbering up of those keys; hopefully, they’ll come around. Man, this whole episode was dumb. On the bright side, I at least didn’t spill a Shiner’s. That would have doubled the tragedy.
-k-