February 5, 2007 – 8:17 pm
And the first entry for the Unadorned Punchlines Series, 2007 Edition, comes to us from one of SWMBO’s interweb mail-o-gram pranksters:
The old man says, “Fifty years ago, that wasn”t an electric fence.“
-k-
December 20, 2006 – 9:28 pm
From the Good News, Bad News collection:
The bad news is, you will change with him, and you will change with him, ….
The bad news is, the captain wants to go water skiing.
-k-
November 13, 2006 – 8:29 pm
The last of a cute little story, and an ongoing installment in the closest thing I have to a series here:
“We were told that if we bought a Used car here we’d get screwed, so we’re just waiting.
Plus we can see that the weather data isn’t on this post, I think.
-k-
October 16, 2006 – 9:14 pm
Up to an even dozen in tbbs-land’s ongoing unadorned punchline series:
I’m 92 years old …. I’m telling everybody.
Senility is when you forget to zip down.
-k-
October 1, 2006 – 12:17 pm
This is from a “blond guy” joke:
But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick.
-k-
h/t: Grouchy Old Cripple.
September 19, 2006 – 8:04 pm
An oldie, but a goodie:
Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”
-k-
September 13, 2006 – 8:45 pm
This one from SWMBO, who has a cadre of emailing jokesters:
“So……………Ya gonna vote for Bush again?”
-k-
August 11, 2006 – 8:58 pm
OK, so I need an @HOME-COMPUTER-BLOG-POST-PUNCHLINES GTD category, but that’s taking the context stuff totally over the top. And since this blog’s tagline is It’ll shine when it shines…, here it goes.
The penguins had so much fun at the zoo, we’re taking them out for ice cream now.
-k-
Update: Any more disjointed prose and ideas [...]
August 9, 2006 – 10:37 pm
tbbs-land’s unadorned punchline series rolls on, with this one.
Since there’s only one, maybe I should have titled this in the singular, but it’s funny in any plurality:
Probably wasn’t the same elephant.
Nothing to do with politics.
-k-
More punchlines, sans stories, which are generally formulaic anyhow:
Now go to town, cowboy… “
”First, let’s see how well you play that accordion.“
Well… the horse is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”
‘Get me my brown pants.’
-k-
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