Boy, 12, faces drunken driving charge after crash

In the heart of this news story beats a country song.

Let’s recap; according to the canonical standard so brilliantly laid out by Steve Goodman and David Allan Coe, we have:

• Drunk – check.
• Mom – miss.
• Prison – Presuming the Division of Youth Services counts, check.
• Rain – No weather report . Miss.
• Pickup truck - check.
• Train – miss.

OK, so we’re three out of six. There is mention of things that could and should belong in a country song:

• Liquored up – Probably synonymous with drunk, but far more poetic.
• Rodeo – Where would country be without rodeo songs?
• Finding a girl – a staple of the genre.
• Wrecks – more staples. Truckin’ songs are nothing without the wrecks.
• Shotgun – How can a perfect country song not mention these?

So, I’d submit that this incident has all the ingredients to embrace and extend the timeless classic song. I’d take guitar in hand, if I had one and could use it, and record this incident for posterity.

And, yes, I’m thankful these dumbass kids are OK.

-k-
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