HotPass Lineup

The DirecTV NASCAR HotPass driver channel lineup for today’s running of the Goody’s Cool Orange 500 from Martinsville Speedway lines up thusly:

  1. 795 – Jeff Burton (#31)
  2. 796 – Matt Kenseth (#17)
  3. 797 – Dave Blaney (#22)
  4. 798 – Denny Hamlin (#11)
  5. 799 – Dale Earnhardt Jr (#8)1

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1 Is it just me, or is 799 becoming the Earnhardt Channel?

NASCAR HotPass Lineup

Driver channels on DirecTV’s NASCAR HotPass for the running of today’s Food City 500 from Bristol Motor Speedway1 shake out like this:

  • 795 – Elliot Sadler (#19)
  • 796 – Kevin Harvick (#29)
  • 797 – Jeff Gordon (#24)
  • 798 – Kurt Busch (#2)
  • 799 – Dale Earnhardt Jr (#8)

The green flies at 2:30 EDT. I’ve gotta find a replacement driver for Mark Martin, who is sitting this one out. I hope this doesn’t portend a plummeting in my Fantasy Racing standings. I’ve already demonstrated I can rapidly go from the penthouse to the outhouse in basketball handicapping.

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1 Today celebrating its 50th consecutive Nextel Cup Series sell-out.

NASCAR HotPass Lineup for Tomorrow

The DirecTV NASCAR HotPass driver channels for tomorrow’s Auto Club 500 From California Speedway are as follows:

  • 794 – Mix Channel
  • 795 – Elliot Sadler (#19)
  • 796 – Jeff Burton (#31)
  • 797 – Juan Pablo Montoya (#42)
  • 798 – Matt Kenseth (#17)
  • 799 – Dale Earnhardt Jr (#8)
  • Looks like 799 for me tomorrow.

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    Daytona 500 Pre-Race Hype

    NASCAR and the NFL are a lot alike. I wrote here about the pre-game hypage for SB XLI. Not to be outdone, here’s the pre-Daytona 500 coverage, all times EST:

  • 10:00 – 11:00 ESPN2NASCAR Now
  • 11:00 – 12:00 ESPN2Michael Waltrip Racing: A New Era
  • 11:00 – 2:00 SPEEDtvNASCAR RaceDay
  • 2:00 – 7:30 FOXThe 49th Daytona 500
  • The FOX coverage also includes about an hour of pre-race hype; the green flag flies around 3:15. Also not included was ESPN2′s airing of the movie 3 at 8:00 this morning, as well as SPEEDtv’s marathon 70+ hours of broadcasting from Speed Weeks.

    I plan to ass up and watch all the action on the new big teevee, and tune to one of the NASCAR HotPass channels (794 – 799 on DirecTV), to see a race as never before.

    And, on this date in 2001, Dale Earnhardt was killed on the last lap of the 500. Another reason the racing’s not the same.

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    Dale the Movie

    I don’t know where I’ve been and how I missed this, but there’s a movie about the life and times of Dale Earnhardt that will be coming to a place near you in 2007.

    When I first heard about it, I thought I’d have to follow the listings from the local Bijou, and make my first theater appearance since The Passion of the Christ. Not so; from the website, the movie will be shown in “select markets” on “select dates” during 2007. What this means is that to view the movie, a mini Search for America Tour will be necessary. It further appears that show dates fall on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.

    I never thought I’d be taking a couple of vacation days and driving a few hundred miles to see a movie, but man, this is Earnhardt. All I need to do now is convince SWMBO we really need to do this. And buy her breakfast at Cracker Barrel.

    More to follow.

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    The First Amendment Takes Another One on the Chin

    This time, via the Federal Election Commission. Back in 2004, NASCAR Nextel Cup driver Kirk Shelmerdine had a “Bush/Cheney 2004” sticker on the rear quarter panel of the car for 4 of the final 10 races of the 2004 season. The placement of the sticker was not authorized by the Bush/Cheney campaign, nor did the campaign pay to have Shelmerdine display the decal. Because Kirk Shelmerdine Racing is a Limited Liability Corporation, a complaint was filed with the FEC:

    … complaint the FEC received from one Sydnor Thompson that Kirk Shelmerdine had improperly committed an independent expenditure on behalf of the Bush-Cheney re-election campaign during the 2004 race.

    This complaint mentioned that there was no disclaimer that Kirk was displaying the decals of his own volition, and sought some huge fines and penalties.

    OK, let me tell you about Kirk Shelmerdine. I’ll always remember him as the crew chief for the late, great Dale Earnhardt. Kirk always wanted to go racing on his own, and left Richard Childress Racing several years back. Kirk’s team is drastically underfunded; car sponsors, when they are to be found at all, are not high rollers themselves, nor are they usually repeat sponsors. So Kirk, sponsorless for the 4 races in question, put the Bush/Cheney decals on the car to draw attention to himself, his car, and his race team, in hopes of attracting sponsorship money. The very fact that he even occasionally makes the field of 43 is remarkable. He never runs particularly well, but even 40th place money is a bunch to someone who can squeeze the nickels he way he can; he’s eking out a living, and doing what he wants.

    Back to the complaint in question; the FEC spent months trying to value the space on the car that was occupied by the offending decals. As a market guy, I can tell you: zero. The simple fact that no sponsors stepped up for any of these races should indicate the space’s value. And, does anyone really think that had some sponsor offered him $50K to carry their signage, that Kirk would still have had Bush/Cheney decalomania on the car for free? Kirk’s a businessman, I’m sure he can do the math. With no sponsors, he put the campaign materials on his car as a statement.

    So after months of FEC hand-wringing and navel-gazing, they let Kirk off with something called a “letter of admonishment”, which means “we think we could have fined the shit out of you, but we’ll cut you some slack this time. Pull that crap again, and we’ll whack you in the wallet.”

    From Mark Tapscott’s post. which was quoted briefly above, these observations:

    If you still wonder why I believe this case is so important, think about this: What is the difference between Kirk Shelmerdine’s race car as his equipment for making a living and the pickup truck driven by the plumber or housing contractor?

    The contractor with a Kerry-Edwards or Bush-Cheney bumper sticker on his back bumper and driving down I-95 or just about any other public road in America will be seen by far more people than Shelmerdine’s “field filler” race car at four NASCAR events.

    It’s the same “independent expenditure,” but it has more impact than the Shelmerdine sticker, so what’s to keep Congress from next directing the FEC to “admonish” every contractor, plumber, electrician, etc. etc. in America to get those bumper stickers off their pickups?

    Indeed. It looks like we’re entering yet another “Year of the Chickenshit.”

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    Linkage to Kirk Shelmerdine Racing. From the looks of it, his sponsorship woes are maybe a little less severe. Good.

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    How to Clean up Iraq

    From one of SWMBO’s merry e-mail jokesters:

    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man
    elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL
    FORCES (USRSF)

    These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
    Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia,
    Louisiana, Texas and Tennessee boys
    will be dropped into Iraq and have been given ONLY
    the following facts about Terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death
    of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

    There may be something to that.

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    Black Car – Talladega – Victory Lane

    Hats off to Martin Truex, Jr. on today’s victory in the Aarons 312 Busch Series race from Talladega. Truex drives for Dale Earnhardt, Inc., and sported the same black/silver/red paint scheme that Dale had when he drove in the Busch Series. A great finish to Dale Earnhardt Day!

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