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Tag Archives: Goofy
Humpty Dumpty
From the Wichita (KS) Eagle: Couple robbed while inside dumpster. I can’t guarantee the longevity of that link, the Eagle being a newspaper and all. But it details the story of a 44 year old man and his female companion, … Continue reading
Perfectly Understandable
Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting And, according the woman who reported the incident, “he was intoxicated”. Again, perfectly understandable. -k-
Well, Hell, it is the Fourth
Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce This guy could be a candidate for Marylander of the year, if he weren’t in Wisconsin. Since this article isn’t from the AP, I’ll liberally quote copy. A couple telephoned police … Continue reading
Jackass of the Week
Woman accused of setting gas price protest fires Yep, there ya’ go. Torch up the gas station. A Danville woman faces arson charges after she allegedly set fires at two gas stations and a coffee house, saying she was protesting … Continue reading
Leather Boots Are Still in Style for Manly Footwear
Race in Heels Trips Man on Workers Comp Except, evidently, in Hartford CT. Prosecutors say a video shows a Connecticut correction officer running a 40-yard-dash in women’s clothing and high heels _ at a time he had claimed he was … Continue reading
As God is my Witness, I Thought they Could Drive
Big Rig Overturns; Live Turkeys Dumped From Bakersfield CA, an incident that brings back WKRP memories. … a big rig heading westbound on Highway 58 was driving onto the Highway 99 interchange but hit a guardrail and overturned, spilling hundreds … Continue reading
It Happens Every Day
Man Accidentally Shoots Self in Buttocks From the article: Leatherman told police that he accidentally dropped the gun while hiding it behind his back and shot himself in the derriere. Leather-ass, indeed. Reminds me of my job. Except there, it’s … Continue reading
So, Where’s the Crime?
Ga. Man Tries to Deposit Fake $1M Bill Every so often, a story like the one above surfaces. Every time, the perpetrator winds up arrested. Somehow, in my old-school, baby boomer mind, the phrase “fake million dollar bill” implies that … Continue reading
He should have said “Please”
Wis. Man Upset Over Beer Shoots Goat A man who was upset with his wife for not buying beer took vengeance by shooting one of the family’s two pet goats, prosecutors say. Please: a six-letter word, that if used in … Continue reading
Come on, Ice Cream
S.D. Man Downs 5.5 Ounces of Hot Sauce This guy needs it. Or will. Or maybe a Popsicle suppository?-k-[stags]Goofy[/stags]
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