Santa in G-String Arrested on DUI Charge
In the Christmas oddities department, from La-La-Land:

A man in a Santa hat was arrested Sunday night for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.

And, in a stunning example of police work, this observation:

“We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus,” Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t Christmas the way I remember it.

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