Tag Archives: humor

Today’s TWACness

Posted on June 7, 2008 by ken

I’ve not posted the results of an online quiz in quite a while. I like this one very much. Still waiting to take this one, which remains to this day the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered on the internets. -k-

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Breakfast at the White House

Posted on January 24, 2008 by ken

From my Brown City MI interweb jokester: Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some … Continue reading →

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O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum

Posted on December 1, 2007 by ken

If it takes the entire weekend, my little bride and I will get this tree put up. The challenge is compounded by Shiner’s bottles being brown. -k- Thanks to my Brown City MI connection for the pic. [stags]Humor, Holiday[/stags]

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It’s a Dog’s Life

Posted on October 16, 2007 by ken

From my Brown City MI connection, inspired words for troubled times: Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or hump it, Piss on it and walk away. -k- [stags]humor[/stags]

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From the tbbs Mailbag, Personnel Files Edition

Posted on September 29, 2007 by ken

From time to time, I share some funnies received via interweb mail-o-grams. There’s more than one grain of truth in this one: HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new hires in … Continue reading →

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Punchlines #20

Posted on September 23, 2007 by ken

The unadorned punchline series continues with two more gems: “Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter.” and “I said chicken three times.” -k-

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Punchlines #19

Posted on July 4, 2007 by ken

This post from James brings to mind this ageless classic punchline: “Jimmy put his shorts on backwards today. That’s why he couldn’t find it.” Might be a good idea to do that on the next doctor’s visit. Read James’ post. … Continue reading →

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Punchlines #18

Posted on May 24, 2007 by ken

Via a mail-o-gram from my Brown City MI connection, this jewel: The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.” -k-

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One Dork Short

Posted on April 29, 2007 by ken

I’m not a fan of those Bluetooth phone headsets, in spite of working in a place where everyone seems to be sprouting them. Whenever I see one, I ponder whether the person wearing it also has Cat 5 up his … Continue reading →

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Punchlines #17

Posted on March 17, 2007 by ken

Via Elder Daughter. I had to read the thing 3+ times before it sank in: Shoulda bought a hat, Shawn, shoulda bought a hat. A-yup. -k-

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