An oldie, but a goodie:
I’m getting tired of all this constant bickering over oatmeal.
-k-
We got married 25 years ago today.
I don’t know about you, but I hit a duck.
-k-
And the bartender said, “What is this? A joke?”
Big mouth frogs.
Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!’
-k-
In keeping with the Punchline series, there used to be a series of jokes that went Humorous Book Title by Humorous, usually Vaguely Naughty Author Name. With that in mind, can you name the books written by these fine authors?
Seymour Butz.
Claude Balls.
I.P. Freely.
-k-
February 23, 2006 – 8:20 pm
Darned if a good punchline doesn’t stand on its own. A couple more, posing as content, for your elucidation:
No, Tonto, I said posse.
A good pig like that, you can’t eat him all at once.
-k-
February 12, 2006 – 10:00 pm
A Clambake or two ago, Dave Slusher mentioned his disdain for the “repeat the story line thrice, and then the punchline” jokes. They are rather predictable, at that. So as a full-service blog, I present a couple of unadorned punchlines for your pleasure:
Look at those two assholes on that camel.
I’m calling Tiger Woods to [...]
December 24, 2005 – 2:32 pm
Not dying is very effective.
-k-
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