Punchlines #7

tbbs-land’s unadorned punchline series rolls on, with this one.
Since there’s only one, maybe I should have titled this in the singular, but it’s funny in any plurality:

Probably wasn’t the same elephant.

Nothing to do with politics.

-k-

Punchlines #6

More punchlines, sans stories, which are generally formulaic anyhow:

  • Now go to town, cowboy… “
  • ”First, let’s see how well you play that accordion.“
  • Well… the horse is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”
  • ‘Get me my brown pants.’
  • -k-

    Punchlines #2

    Darned if a good punchline doesn’t stand on its own. A couple more, posing as content, for your elucidation:

  • No, Tonto, I said posse.
  • A good pig like that, you can’t eat him all at once.
  • -k-

    Punchlines

    A Clambake or two ago, Dave Slusher mentioned his disdain for the “repeat the story line thrice, and then the punchline” jokes. They are rather predictable, at that. So as a full-service blog, I present a couple of unadorned punchlines for your pleasure:

  • Look at those two assholes on that camel.
  • I’m calling Tiger Woods to ask him what is par on this hole.
  • -k-

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