Indulge Me

I’m still pondering the fine points of WordPress 2.3 tagging. Or maybe I’ve not progressed to where I’m even entitled to contemplate the fine points.

If I have any regrets about my many years in information technology, it’s that I’m not as fluent in web apps, and the coding thereof, as I’d like. I can write some mean sysadmin related scripts, but a lot of PHP looks like line noise to me. And style sheets; man, I can take a beautiful theme, apply some of my artistic hacks, and wind up with something that looks like fingerpaint day at the pre-school.

Part of me wants to be the expert at everything, to be a sysadmin’s sysadmin, to have a blog that dazzles as much with its beauty as with its writing. I’ve got a leg up on the first one, and will chip away at the latter two. There will be bumps along the way; as my Dad would say “Stay in the buggy.”

-k-

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One Year Without the Acidman

June 26, 2006 was the day I learned of the death of the legendary blogger Rob Smith, the Acidman. I read his blog always, commented a few times, and grew quite fond of the crusty old guy, even though we never met. His blog is still up; it was his wish that it remain so. It is maintained via several volunteers, who reprise Rob’s posts from the archives on nearly a daily basis.

His was one of the few blogs I read not offering full-text RSS feeds; still is. I still subscribe, I still read daily, and have been treated over the last year to posts I’d already read, and to some I never got to whilst trolling his archives. Some of them still move me enough that I want to hit the comment button and add my two cents; the A-Man was famous for replying to commenters vie e-mail.

I think I expressed my thoughts in a comment to an on-line remembrance after his death:

Hmm, my trackback appeared not to track. I’ve not been this sad about losing someone I’ve never met since the death of Dale Earnhardt. Peace and comfort to Rob’s family and friends. Thanks to all those who put this online remembrance together.

My post:

http://www.quietvoice.org/index.php/2006/06/30/up-too-late-on-a-school-night/

–Ken–

I came across another song from Rob, and post it here in his memory.
The original plan was to do this on June 26, but the day job has been taking its toll lately.

Anyhow, enjoy the Acidman’s song:

Still loved, still missed, still read.

-k-

H/T:Da Goddess for the tunage.

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Blinded

My yet-to-be-installed-or-ordered Linux Test Lab had been reduced to a single node for the time being.

SWMBO and friend visited Next Day Blinds, in search of new vertical blinds for the newly spiffied up tbbs-land World HQ, Control Center, and teevee room. Let me explain that WorldHQ has sliding glass doors going out to the patio, and the room opens to the second level of the house above. There are two patio-door-length windows there on the second level, also in need of treatment. Let’s just say that the down payment on these vertical binds would have bought a better Linux Test Lab than I envisioned in the first place. Not to mention the fact that SWMBO and friend have captured the #1 position in the post-home-improvement expenditures. I’ll gladly surrender the position.

The Next Day Blinds guy will be here to measure in a half-hour.

-k-

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Daytona 500 Pre-Race Hype

NASCAR and the NFL are a lot alike. I wrote here about the pre-game hypage for SB XLI. Not to be outdone, here’s the pre-Daytona 500 coverage, all times EST:

  • 10:00 – 11:00 ESPN2NASCAR Now
  • 11:00 – 12:00 ESPN2Michael Waltrip Racing: A New Era
  • 11:00 – 2:00 SPEEDtvNASCAR RaceDay
  • 2:00 – 7:30 FOXThe 49th Daytona 500
  • The FOX coverage also includes about an hour of pre-race hype; the green flag flies around 3:15. Also not included was ESPN2′s airing of the movie 3 at 8:00 this morning, as well as SPEEDtv’s marathon 70+ hours of broadcasting from Speed Weeks.

    I plan to ass up and watch all the action on the new big teevee, and tune to one of the NASCAR HotPass channels (794 – 799 on DirecTV), to see a race as never before.

    And, on this date in 2001, Dale Earnhardt was killed on the last lap of the 500. Another reason the racing’s not the same.

    -k-

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    My Minutes with WebIntellects

    Maybe I had too much of a baby plan. All I was able to do was ftp to their site. Where’s the mySQL? Where’s the PHP? Where is the user-friendly panel where I could manage my own account? Where’s the HelpDesk?

    These bozos are outta here; I’m writing AmEx now, to guarantee no charges will ensue. Seriously, I didn’t just fall off the yam wagon, and am fully capable of managing my own stuff, but these guys really blow goats.

    Maybe I should just pull the plug on this whole thing, and be a couch yam in front of the teevee.

    -k-

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    Another Potential Host Ruled Out

    That would be Bluehost. I’d read several good reviews about them, and they’re right up there on a lot of rankings, for whatever good that does. Here’s the showstopper, which contains this little gem:

    Problem
    How can I get SSH/Shell access on my account?

    Solution
    Please fax or email us a copy of your drivers license, passport, or any valid government issue photo ID to (801) 765-1992 or to support@bluehost.com. Please be sure to include your domain name with the submission so we know what account to reference.

    Nuts to ‘em. I’ll have a Gooooogle Account before I do that.

    The search goes on…
    -k-

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    One for One

    I’m batting 1.000 for the nascent NASCAR season, after predicting that Tony Stewart would win tonight’s Budweiser Shootout. And Tony had a great run, as he motored to a close victory tonight.

    Does this mean that the Fantasy Racing folks can just now hang it up, and send me the trophy money for winning the Spring Challenge?

    I doubt it. But old guys dream, too.

    -k-

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    Turkey Smokin’ Tips

    Scott Chaffin, in a comment on this post, requested some tips on smoking turkeys. I’ve been reading Scott for several years, and I’ve seen his proficiency at smokin’ beeves, hogs, and all types of other protein. Visits to his site have left my mouth watering many a time; he often has pictures of the smoky bounty. So I’m flattered that he asked for tips from me. For whatever value I can add, here goes.

    I suppose the smoking equipment you have dictates procedures as much as anything. I bought SWMBO a Brinkmann smoker before we were married, so that smoker has to be 30 years old if it’s a day. We talk about upgrading to another rig, but we haven’t. Then we remember all the good eats we’ve had from the old Brinkmann, and put off upgrading for another year. Anyhow, this smoker is a rolled steel one, with a charcoal and wood pan sitting at the bottom, a water pan right under the grille, and a rolled steel domed lid covering the whole thing. There is no provision to add more fuel or wood to our smoker, once the process starts. That’s its biggest downside.

    We start with a 11-13 pound turkey. Preferably fresh. We’ve found over the years that fresh ones just take the smoke better. Frozen ones are good, and still just this side of heaven, but fresh ones are better. Make sure your frozen one is completely thawed, if you go that route.

    The night before, soak your wood chips and chunks in water. We use hickory; I’d like to try mesquite, but SWMBO forbids it.

    The smoking process takes 8-9 hours, so on on the day of the Great Smoke, take your beautifully thawed bird, and wash it inside and out. Pat dry. Then, SWMBO will butter the bird, inside and out, and season with a little salt, black pepper, oregano, sage, parsley, rosemary, thyme, and some powdered garlic. Quarter an onion or two, and break up 3 or 4 stalks of celery, and put these loosely in the cavity. You can quarter an apple or an orange for the cavity as well. Don’t pack the cavity too tightly. We also slip a little onion and celery into the neck hole. We’ve never brined our turkey, though some coworkers brine theirs, and report good results. Take the neck and giblets out, and make stock with them. The pan drippings will be way too rich for gravy.

    Into the water pan, add some water, wine (red or white, we usually have red), salt, black pepper, parsley, sage, oregano, thyme, rosemary, powdered garlic.

    Get the charcoal pan completely full of charcoal, soak with the Kingsford lighter, and fire up. The trick here, with our equipment, is to get the charcoal lit up slowly so it won’t go out for 8 hours or so, and yet lit strongly enough so the soaked wood won’t kill the fire. When the coals are ready, drain the water from the chips and wood chunks, and distribute them evenly over the coals. I usually put on a good layer of wood chips, then 8 – 12 chunks, depending on size. By and large, the more chunks you can use, the better. They last longer, and produce a better smoke. Working quickly, put the water pan in place, followed by the grille, and the buttered bird, breast up. Cover with the dome, and retire with your beverage of choice. After about 4 hours, remove the dome, and have a look see. If you need more water, pour some in; we’ve even been known to baptize the bird during this procedure. Recover with the dome, and wait another 4 hours.

    At the end of 8 hours, your coals and wood are pretty well spent. Uncover the bird and check; the leg should move easily in the joint. We usually finish up with a little oven time, an hour or 45 minutes at about 325o, and check with a meat thermometer.

    After that, carve, serve with side dishes of choice, and dig in. And if you want an outstanding sammich later (and who wouldn’t), check here.

    I just made myself hungry.

    -k-

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    Happy Kansas Day

    On this date in 1861, the State of Kansas was admitted to the Union. I looked at last year’s Kansas Day post, and every sentiment I expressed there still applies.

    I’d love to be back there again, to live out my remaining days amongst salt of the earth people, to be able to see the Chieves and Jayhawks without paying out the wazoo for some sports package. I’d love to be able to drive to my maternal side of the family for their annual October dinner. I’d love to live in a place that’s a real community, where people look out after each other without being overbearing buttinskis. I’d love to live in a place where Friday night high school football is the event of the week. I’d love to live in a place where wheat fields wave like the sea. Did you know there are more colors of green and gold in a wheat field than you ever imagined? I ‘d love to see a sunset that stretches for miles across the sky. I’d love to be there in pheasant season, and know some hunters who share their bounty (SWMBO and I have had some magnificent pheasant out of our smoke pit).

    Man, I miss all that.

    -k-

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    Bird Check

    SWMBO and I just looked at the turkey, now that it’s smoked for 4 hours. Man, what a beautiful sight it was. If I had anything else but the phone handy, I’d have a picture to post along with. Just suffice it to say, this bird is happily smoky. 4 hours more to go, maybe a bit more, if we have to oven-finish it. That’s the downside of not being able to add more fuel to our smoking apparatus.

    The Fat Guy, in a comment to a previous post, asks for more detail on turkey smokin’. I’m flattered to be asked, and I’ll round up all our wisdom, and post it later. Scott asking for instruction on smoking/barbecuing is like Peyton Manning asking advice on how to throw a better spiral. I’ll do my best to accommodate the request.

    -k-