Punchlines #8

OK, so I need an @HOME-COMPUTER-BLOG-POST-PUNCHLINES GTD category, but that’s taking the context stuff totally over the top. And since this blog’s tagline is It’ll shine when it shines…, here it goes.

The penguins had so much fun at the zoo, we’re taking them out for ice cream now.

-k-

Update: Any more disjointed prose and ideas like the above, and there isn’t a spam trap than can stop me. ;)

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Punchlines #7

tbbs-land’s unadorned punchline series rolls on, with this one.
Since there’s only one, maybe I should have titled this in the singular, but it’s funny in any plurality:

Probably wasn’t the same elephant.

Nothing to do with politics.

-k-

Punchlines #6

More punchlines, sans stories, which are generally formulaic anyhow:

  • Now go to town, cowboy… “
  • ”First, let’s see how well you play that accordion.“
  • Well… the horse is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”
  • ‘Get me my brown pants.’
  • -k-

    Punchlines #2

    Darned if a good punchline doesn’t stand on its own. A couple more, posing as content, for your elucidation:

  • No, Tonto, I said posse.
  • A good pig like that, you can’t eat him all at once.
  • -k-

    Punchlines

    A Clambake or two ago, Dave Slusher mentioned his disdain for the “repeat the story line thrice, and then the punchline” jokes. They are rather predictable, at that. So as a full-service blog, I present a couple of unadorned punchlines for your pleasure:

  • Look at those two assholes on that camel.
  • I’m calling Tiger Woods to ask him what is par on this hole.
  • -k-

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