The First Amendment Takes Another One on the Chin

This time, via the Federal Election Commission. Back in 2004, NASCAR Nextel Cup driver Kirk Shelmerdine had a “Bush/Cheney 2004” sticker on the rear quarter panel of the car for 4 of the final 10 races of the 2004 season. The placement of the sticker was not authorized by the Bush/Cheney campaign, nor did the campaign pay to have Shelmerdine display the decal. Because Kirk Shelmerdine Racing is a Limited Liability Corporation, a complaint was filed with the FEC:

… complaint the FEC received from one Sydnor Thompson that Kirk Shelmerdine had improperly committed an independent expenditure on behalf of the Bush-Cheney re-election campaign during the 2004 race.

This complaint mentioned that there was no disclaimer that Kirk was displaying the decals of his own volition, and sought some huge fines and penalties.

OK, let me tell you about Kirk Shelmerdine. I’ll always remember him as the crew chief for the late, great Dale Earnhardt. Kirk always wanted to go racing on his own, and left Richard Childress Racing several years back. Kirk’s team is drastically underfunded; car sponsors, when they are to be found at all, are not high rollers themselves, nor are they usually repeat sponsors. So Kirk, sponsorless for the 4 races in question, put the Bush/Cheney decals on the car to draw attention to himself, his car, and his race team, in hopes of attracting sponsorship money. The very fact that he even occasionally makes the field of 43 is remarkable. He never runs particularly well, but even 40th place money is a bunch to someone who can squeeze the nickels he way he can; he’s eking out a living, and doing what he wants.

Back to the complaint in question; the FEC spent months trying to value the space on the car that was occupied by the offending decals. As a market guy, I can tell you: zero. The simple fact that no sponsors stepped up for any of these races should indicate the space’s value. And, does anyone really think that had some sponsor offered him $50K to carry their signage, that Kirk would still have had Bush/Cheney decalomania on the car for free? Kirk’s a businessman, I’m sure he can do the math. With no sponsors, he put the campaign materials on his car as a statement.

So after months of FEC hand-wringing and navel-gazing, they let Kirk off with something called a “letter of admonishment”, which means “we think we could have fined the shit out of you, but we’ll cut you some slack this time. Pull that crap again, and we’ll whack you in the wallet.”

From Mark Tapscott’s post. which was quoted briefly above, these observations:

If you still wonder why I believe this case is so important, think about this: What is the difference between Kirk Shelmerdine’s race car as his equipment for making a living and the pickup truck driven by the plumber or housing contractor?

The contractor with a Kerry-Edwards or Bush-Cheney bumper sticker on his back bumper and driving down I-95 or just about any other public road in America will be seen by far more people than Shelmerdine’s “field filler” race car at four NASCAR events.

It’s the same “independent expenditure,” but it has more impact than the Shelmerdine sticker, so what’s to keep Congress from next directing the FEC to “admonish” every contractor, plumber, electrician, etc. etc. in America to get those bumper stickers off their pickups?

Indeed. It looks like we’re entering yet another “Year of the Chickenshit.”

-k-
Linkage to Kirk Shelmerdine Racing. From the looks of it, his sponsorship woes are maybe a little less severe. Good.

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Full Court Press Squeezes Me Yet Again

I had a schedule which erroneously listed the Kansas vs. Winston-Salem State mens basketball game as being scheduled for last night. OK, the schedule was free, downloaded from an iCal sharing place, and imported into iCal, synced to the Palm, and noted during yesterday’s pre-work GTD daily review. I’m not upset, this was doubtless an honest mistake on the calendar creator’s part.

I couldn’t find the game last night, checked the KU Athletics website, and found the game is on tonight. No problem. A keyword search for “Kansas” on the TiVo reveals nothing. I’m still OK; pre-season games are sometimes not broadcast; I don’t like that, but such is life.

So tonight, after Emeril Live, I’m trolling through the ESPN Pay Channels, only to find the game early in the start of the second half, the fact that the guide for that channel failed to show the game at all to the contrary notwithstanding.

Now, I don’t mind the hundred bucks we pay for this, but I’d think for that, I wouldn’t have to scour every channel where it might be just to find what I paid for. And, I also don’t know whom to blame, ESPN for not providing schedule data, or DirecTV/TiVo for failing to get the schedule updated. I do know that it’s not worth my time to find out. I also know I’ll remember this incident when the ESPN’s Full Court Press comes up for renewal next year. It could then be time to vote … with the remote. And listen to the games on the internets.

-k-

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Ex-Speaker, Current Rambler

I hate to post some more from Newt Gingrich, but here is more detail on his First Amendment views:

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich yesterday in Manchester said the country will be forced to reexamine freedom of speech to meet the threat of terrorism.

Gingrich, speaking at a Manchester awards banquet, said a “different set of rules” may be needed to reduce terrorists’ ability to use the Internet and free speech to recruit and get out their message.

“We need to get ahead of the curve before we actually lose a city, which I think could happen in the next decade,” said Gingrich, a Republican who helped engineer the GOP’s takeover of Congress in 1994.

Talk about pandering and fear-mongering. Freedoms apply to all; even to those groups and views we’d most like to suppress. That’s why they’re called freedoms. We can reason, we can argue, but until someone acts on their views, and breaks the law, they are free to express them.

Read the rest of the article; Newt is losing it big-time.

-k-

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How to Clean up Iraq

From one of SWMBO’s merry e-mail jokesters:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man
elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL
FORCES (USRSF)

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia,
Louisiana, Texas and Tennessee boys
will be dropped into Iraq and have been given ONLY
the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death
of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

There may be something to that.

-k-

Thanks for Caring, Sen. Frist

You really have to love Sen. Bill Frist (R-TN). He really cares about our welfare, including our spiritual and moral welfare. Everyone knows the primary purpose of the Federal Government is to keep us safe from ourselves, no matter how trivial the problem may be. That’s why Sen. Frist, who still apparently entertains ’08 Presidential ambitions, is attempting to attach an amendment to a defense funding bill; the purpose of the amendment is to prohibit use of credit cards in payment of internet gambling debts.

From the article:

The measure’s supporters include the National Football League as well as conservative and antigambling groups. Some banking groups are lobbying against it.

From this, we can infer that the banking groups need to do better when the old political contribution hat is passed.

I should quit typing now; it’s hard to write when the vein on the side of one’s head starts sticking out, after reading such nonsense as this.

-k-

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Siderunnin’

Oh boy, oh boy! Via the postman, my copy of the Siderunners’ latest CD, Sabbath Country Sabbath, arrived this afternoon.

I ordered the CD and T-shirt from Failed Experiment Records in Chicago, way back on July 10, as noted here.

Early last week or so, I received an email from Mike at Failed Experiment; he said that the first shipment was returned by the USPS, with no mention as to why. I validated my address with Mike, and today, all’s well. And not only did I get one shirt, there were two shirts in the package. If this is lagniappe for my patience in waiting, thanks Mike! If on the other hand, I got two shirts in error, I’ll be glad to pay for the other one, SWMBO having already claimed it and all.

So, there’s a Busch race this afternoon, tonight is pork chop night. Thereafter, SWMBO and I will don our shirts, pop in the CD, and hear some great music. Review to follow.

The album liner notes reveal that this CD was recorded in an empty upstairs apartment in the house of a Siderunners friend on 9/3/2005. From the notes, pure poetry:

… as we positioned ourselves as best we could to get a balanced sound. We started drinking about noon and just recorded; no overdubs, no fixes, no fucking pitch correctors; nothing except wood, steel, and whatever the devil let us keep. This is a band playing together, warts and all. Treat this as if you were in the room with us, helping yourself to our cheap beer in the twilight of anonymous summer day.

Later tonight, I shall do that very thing.

-k-

Update: Forgot to include linkage to the Siderunners website. Find them here.

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GTD, Part 1

OK, SWMBO and I spent the day going through crap we’d saved and squirreled away where we’d be sure we had it. Only we couldn’t find it. I’m not so sure we can now, because it all has a place.

Things learned:

  • We had plenty of buckets to store stuff, due to neglect, the buckets filled and overflowed.
  • Never, never just stash something to get it out of sight.
  • We departed from the book’s advice not to use Pendaflex files. We had a good supply if them, and it seemed pointless to waste them.
  • Every Pendaflex is populated by one or more properly labeled manila folders.
  • By all means, invest in a Brother label printer. One that does not depend exclusively on a computer to operate.
  • I didn’t need a $15.00 book to accomplish what we did today. What happened here today was an old-fashioned dunging out.
  • My inbox is now populated with stuff I’ve accumulated, usually to capture contact info, an URL, and such-like.
  • We broke stride with the book in other aspects as well, in that a lot of items were processed (usually via shredding) on the spot. There are two smallish bookcases to conquer tomorrow. After that, what passes for my upstairs office, which will result in another dunging-out. I’m glad the trash guys come by twice weekly.

    -k-

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    Avian Flu Fearmongering

    I guess the BM1 has nothing better to do than spread worst-case FUD about a major avian flu outbreak here in the US. NBC is going the extra mile, devoting a whole hour to the subject tomorrow night2. Every time I hear of avian flu, I’m reminded of the swine flu of a generation ago. We were encouraged, if not outright begged, to get the vaccine. Many did; got sick. Many didn’t; nothing happened. The late Johnny Carson mentioned swine flu in a Carnac bit:

    “Swine flu vaccine.”

    “The only cure for which there is no known disease.”

    Fine words.

    -k-

    1 – BM = Big Media. I like that better than MSM. It’s also descriptive of the media in other ways, if you get my drift.

    2 – On Dateline. This time, no Chevy pickups will be harmed in the production – I think.

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    Beware of Free Checkups

    By now, everyone has heard the tale of Philip Winikoff, an enterprising 76 year old Miami resident, who went door-to-door, black bag in hand, offering free breast exams. In what can only be described as ineffable credulity, two women in their 30′s took the guy up on his offer. One of the “victims” wised up; he’s in jail; the women will be gullible for the rest of their lives.

    Article here. And the Pulitzer for best headline also goes to MSNBC, with

    Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy

    Oh, that crazy MSM.

    -k-

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