More AntiTerror Overreacting

Man, I don’t know what it is about the East Coast1, but the New Haven CT Police department has a solid entry for “Chickenshit of the Year”, for summoning a massive response to a running group who marked their course with flour. The group is named the Hash House Harriers, who according to the article, are

a worldwide group that bills itself as a “drinking club with a running problem.”

Heh. Sounds like a great club to me. Except for the running.

They spread some flour around their proposed route, and, again from the article:

inadvertently caused a bioterrorism scare.

How do you “advertently” cause a bioterrorism scare? Evidently by having the New Haven Police sound an alarm, summoning help from far and wide, evacuating the Ikea in whose parking lot the offending flour had been sprinkled.  When the dreaded flour people heard about the incident, they rode their bikes to the Ikea, told the cops it was flour, and were charged with a felony for their civic-mindedness.

The flour people have spread flour in parking lots across the country; but only New Haven was addled and paranoid enough to press the big terror panic button. New Haven also plans to seek restitution from the flour people for the police time.  Someone has to pay for the screw-up, after all.

Finally, there’s this choice bit from a spokesman for the New Haven Mayor:

“You see powder connected by arrows and chalk, you never know,” she said. “It could be a terrorist, it could be something more serious. We’re thankful it wasn’t, but there were a lot of resources that went into figuring that out.”

Umm, didn’t the perpetrators tell the cops what the material was? Otherwise, I think the cops would still be investigating.
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More Bostonian Paranoid Excesses

A scant few weeks after repelling the Mooninite Invasion, the Boston Police and Bomb Squad have turned their wrath on traffic counting devices.

While traffic counters are not child’s toys, they are capable of arousing Bostonian paranoia. The only difference between the counters and the Lite-Brites is that in the former case, there’s no big company from which to extort funds for police overtime.

Bruce Schneier sums it up succinctly:

Boston PD: Putting the “error” in “terror.”

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Legislative Nitwittery on Parade

In the Maryland State Legislature, Democratic Delegate Joseline Pena-Melnyk has introduced a measure that would sieze the remaining cash on unused gift cards, and divert that money into the state’s educational system.

Read that again. Yep, she wants to take the balances on gift cards which have been unused for four or more years, sieze the funds, and transfer the proceeds to the state’s educational budget. During her presentation of the bill:

She argued that companies are unfairly keeping money paid for gift cards and gift certificates.

Unfair? If I run a business, and you pay me fifty bucks in advance for goods or services; I’m obligated to honor your deposit. If you never return to claim those goods and services, that money is now mine. How am I unfairly keeping it? According to this astute legislator:

Pena-Melnyk calls it “enrichment for the companies.”

I call it being a dumbass consumer, who is unable to spend free money. And, Ms Pena-Melnyk, profit is not a dirty word, though it apparently is to you.

How is the state going to track the unused portions of gift cards? That’s right, by forcing businesses to do the state’s dirty work, and file annual reports on unused balances meeting the criteria. This unnecessarily adds to administrative costs for business.

Finally,

It’s also unclear whether the state would have to advertise before seizing money from each gift card, as is the custom for other abandoned property taken by the government.

Government in action: spend a buck to collect 10 cents. I have ample confidence in the Maryland government to do just that. Congratulations, Maryland, as a true-blue “Year of the Chickenshit” participant.

As much as Northern Virginia sucks, at least it isn’t Maryland. Hmmm, there may be a slogan in there someplace.

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Hoax Jokes

From The Free Dictionary:

hoax
n.
1. An act intended to deceive or trick.

Evidently, Bostonians should take this definition to heart, and realize that the cartoon characters left about the city in a perhaps ill-advised marketing campaign, were not a hoax. There was no intent to deceive or trick, and hence there was no hoax. It was a knee-jerk reaction by a bunch of officials, who must by now have remembered through which airport many of the 9-11 hijackers departed. And the arrest count is up to two, as another poor schlub, who was probably trying to make a few extra bucks, has been caught up in the investigation. The Massachusetts law is a felony offense; from the cited article:

Peter Berdovsky, 27, of Arlington, and Sean Stevens, 28, of Charlestown, were each arrested Wednesday night on one felony charge of placing a hoax device and one charge of disorderly conduct, state Attorney General Martha Coakley said.

A felony, for not anticipating what some official might do when confronted with a clearly harmless device, the intention of which was to promote a cartoon show. Man.

Add to this that the devices had been in 10 cities across the country for three weeks, and only sparked a reaction in Boston. This means either that Boston is one of the most alert and safe cities in the country, or the one most likely to inappropriately overreact to trifles. I have my opinion of which of the two it is. Hence, the return of the “Year of the Chickenshit” tag.

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After Further Review

In the previous post, I linked to this, which points out that an arrest has been made in the case. An arrest. For “planting” LED caricatures of a cartoon character. From the article:

Peter Berdvosky was arrested in Arlington Wednesday night and charged under a recently enacted statute making it a crime to place a hoax device that results in panic.

OK, then, I’m glad Massachusetts has taken such meticulous care for the welfare of its citizens. My only question, is who panicked? Seems to me that law enforcement induced the panic, by closing roads, tunnels, subways, and parts of the Charles River, for crying out loud.

The suspicious device reports forced the temporary shutdowns of Interstate 93 out of the city, a key inbound roadway, a bridge between Boston and Cambridge, and a portion of the Charles River but were quickly determined not to be explosive.

The shutdowns were not “forced”; they were called by officials who didn’t have a proper grasp on the situation, and were unable to assess the gravity thereof. Seems obvious who panicked, given the following:

the devices have been in place for two to three weeks in 10 cities: Boston; New York; Los Angeles; Chicago; Atlanta; Seattle; Portland, Ore.; Austin, Texas; San Francisco; and Philadelphia.

The devices were in 10 cities, and only Boston “panicked”. Officials, arrest yourselves. As for me, I will be tuning into the Cartoon Channel.

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Head Bangor

Nanny-staters, busybodies, and all the It Takes a Village brethren are doubtless giddy that the Bangor ME city council has passed an ordinance forbidding smoking in your own car if children are passengers.

I won’t mention what an effrontery to property rights this measure is. I won’t mention the drain on police resources that will ensue, if there’s a serious enforcement effort. I will mention that parents and guardians sometimes don’t make the best choices regarding their offspring; I’ll also say that the government on whatever level should just butt out.

If my plans ever include travel to Maine, I’ll skip Bangor and whatever it has to offer. I will say their paper has a good website, and of all the comments on the article, I liked this one:

Reading all the comments, so far, I haven’t seen anyone wonder what will happen the first time a motorist pulls over to the side of the road, takes his child and childseat out of the car, set it on the side of the road so the motorist can get back in the car and have a smoke, gee I hope it isn’t raining. Dumb ordinance passed by dumb people oh, but it’s all for the children so that makes it ok. If you people that are all for this don’t mind that your government has no problem telling you what you can do in your private property, will they have to knock before they come into your house to check for smoking around your kids?

A good observation. I always held out hope for local-level government; Bangor has unfortunately decided to join the “Year of the Chickenshit” as an early adopter.

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New Technorati Tag

OK, my last post got me fired up. I hope against hope that governmental excesses, bureaucratic bumbling, and inept leadership will cease during the upcoming year.

As I slap myself back to reality, I’ve decided to use the Technorati Tag “yearofthechickenshit” on all posts pointing out the bumblings of our politicos. And after slapping myself back to reality one more time, I’ll create a little ecto macro-thingy to insert the tag as appropriate.

Sadly, I really think I’ll be using the new tag that much.

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The First Amendment Takes Another One on the Chin

This time, via the Federal Election Commission. Back in 2004, NASCAR Nextel Cup driver Kirk Shelmerdine had a “Bush/Cheney 2004” sticker on the rear quarter panel of the car for 4 of the final 10 races of the 2004 season. The placement of the sticker was not authorized by the Bush/Cheney campaign, nor did the campaign pay to have Shelmerdine display the decal. Because Kirk Shelmerdine Racing is a Limited Liability Corporation, a complaint was filed with the FEC:

… complaint the FEC received from one Sydnor Thompson that Kirk Shelmerdine had improperly committed an independent expenditure on behalf of the Bush-Cheney re-election campaign during the 2004 race.

This complaint mentioned that there was no disclaimer that Kirk was displaying the decals of his own volition, and sought some huge fines and penalties.

OK, let me tell you about Kirk Shelmerdine. I’ll always remember him as the crew chief for the late, great Dale Earnhardt. Kirk always wanted to go racing on his own, and left Richard Childress Racing several years back. Kirk’s team is drastically underfunded; car sponsors, when they are to be found at all, are not high rollers themselves, nor are they usually repeat sponsors. So Kirk, sponsorless for the 4 races in question, put the Bush/Cheney decals on the car to draw attention to himself, his car, and his race team, in hopes of attracting sponsorship money. The very fact that he even occasionally makes the field of 43 is remarkable. He never runs particularly well, but even 40th place money is a bunch to someone who can squeeze the nickels he way he can; he’s eking out a living, and doing what he wants.

Back to the complaint in question; the FEC spent months trying to value the space on the car that was occupied by the offending decals. As a market guy, I can tell you: zero. The simple fact that no sponsors stepped up for any of these races should indicate the space’s value. And, does anyone really think that had some sponsor offered him $50K to carry their signage, that Kirk would still have had Bush/Cheney decalomania on the car for free? Kirk’s a businessman, I’m sure he can do the math. With no sponsors, he put the campaign materials on his car as a statement.

So after months of FEC hand-wringing and navel-gazing, they let Kirk off with something called a “letter of admonishment”, which means “we think we could have fined the shit out of you, but we’ll cut you some slack this time. Pull that crap again, and we’ll whack you in the wallet.”

From Mark Tapscott’s post. which was quoted briefly above, these observations:

If you still wonder why I believe this case is so important, think about this: What is the difference between Kirk Shelmerdine’s race car as his equipment for making a living and the pickup truck driven by the plumber or housing contractor?

The contractor with a Kerry-Edwards or Bush-Cheney bumper sticker on his back bumper and driving down I-95 or just about any other public road in America will be seen by far more people than Shelmerdine’s “field filler” race car at four NASCAR events.

It’s the same “independent expenditure,” but it has more impact than the Shelmerdine sticker, so what’s to keep Congress from next directing the FEC to “admonish” every contractor, plumber, electrician, etc. etc. in America to get those bumper stickers off their pickups?

Indeed. It looks like we’re entering yet another “Year of the Chickenshit.”

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Linkage to Kirk Shelmerdine Racing. From the looks of it, his sponsorship woes are maybe a little less severe. Good.

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